Mr. Rummage: "Actually, I never took it. I decided to try herbal Oil de Baculum instead."
Dr. Grumpy: "Has it helped?"
Mr. Rummage: "Not yet, but the guy who told me to said it can take a few months."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is he a doctor?"
Mr. Rummage: "Not sure. My wife and I were out looking for a used suitcase this weekend, and he was having a garage sale."
|"Old lamps, some dishes, paperbacks, medical advice... We got it all."|