Thursday, September 11, 2014


Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Beef: "Hi, I need to get in today."

Mary: "We have nothing today. But tomorrow..."

Mr. Beef: "But I want to be seen today!"

Mary: "We're completely booked."

Mr. Beef: "But don't you have secret slots? Like the secret menu at Arby's or something? Is there a password?"


Heidi said...

Of course there's a password. If you have to ask, you don't know it.

Anonymous said...

Mary: "Oh, so you know about the secret slots?!"
Mr.Beef:(Feeling self satisfied.)"Well, yes."
Mary:(matter of fact manner.) "Okay, what's the password?"
Mr. Beef:(Confused.) "I..I don't know? I thought you were going to tell me."
Mary:(Irritated.)"Well now, it wouldn't be much of a secret if I told you, would it?! Stop wasting
our time"! (Mary hangs up the phone.)

Anonymous said...

I like the Marx Bros. reference:
Like life, when you finally figure it out, they change it on you!

Candida Gomez said...

...Secret menus bring in money. Constantly open slots don't bring in money.

Mary needs that mousepad I saw at the store the other day. It had a cushion at one end and said, "Headdesk here."

The Condign Gentleman said...

"Okay, but only if you REALLY want your treatment to be 'Animal Style...'"

Anonymous said...

"And do I have to get out of my car to get treated, or do you have a drive-thru?"

Anonymous said...

"Or is it one of those things where I have to tip the maƮtre d' to get seated right away, like at Arby's?"

a.generic doc said...

Mary: If you come in at 5 with 10 cases of Diet Coke, I might be able to convince the doctor to stay late and see you.

bunkywise said...

Wait...what? Arby's has a secret menu? I'm intrigued but since I never eat at Arby's, not THAT intrigued.

Marja said...

lol a secret slot must have a secret password

Anonymous said...

Secret slot? Like, the G-slot?

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised he didn't use the "but I'm friends with Dr we're more like family!"

What, no professional courtesy?

kylynara said...

Mary totally should have offered him the slot at 14:73.

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