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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Dear Medscape and Duke University,
- See you next Tuesday... at the lab
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- On call, Sunday morning, 2:38 a.m.
- Ummmmmm...
- Stayin' Alive!
- Tales from the trenches
- Advice
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- In that case, I think you're publishable
- "Swordfish"
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16 comments:
Very basic is coffee and a Danish. You doctors are SPOILED! You would not believe what the cheap doctors/PAs carry out of our lounge. They act like it's the end of the month and they are out of food stamps.
Drumming up business, I should think.
M. Snarko
How much?
All things in moderation, including bacon, eggs, and potatoes.
Sounds like the"cardiac" diet for patients at my old hospital. Same bacon and French toast as the regular diet. They just leave off the salt packets.
Breakfast potatoes? That's an interesting way to describe them. Why not refer to them As hashbrowns or home fries? *shrugs*
But, if the latest stuff in the news is to be believed, the bacon, eggs, and sausage aren't the problem. It's the potatoes and biscuit. Maybe that's why they apparently only have one biscuit.
"Unlimited mimosas and Bloody Marys."
Daily is only Monday - Friday? What about Saturday and Sunday? Daily means every day.
Apparently in line with most other hospital cafeteria fare: http://www.medpagetoday.com/Endocrinology/GeneralEndocrinology/47784
Going to see the IRS documentary (in theaters Oct 14 @ 7 p.m. only) recommended by one of the above article's MD commentators -- see http://www.unfairmovie.com/trailers/
I do not see any elements of the DASH diet on that menu. Obviously, doctors eat at home and this is an ad for everyone else, although no gravy is mentioned at all. As is the popular menu item here in the mid-east/west 'biscuits AND GRAVY'
Up the cholesterol, up the LDL, up the triglycerides. Cardiology brings in over one third of the operating revenue of most U.S. hospitals. We MUST do our part to keep these people in business.
Where are the bagels, oatmeal, yogurt and fresh fruit though for the nonvegan vegetarians?
"Specifically, the breakfast's pH is greater than or equal to 10. Eat at your own risk."
Yup, that's a pretty ordinary breakfast...must be the waitress who is hot!!
Very basic is a coffee shop off site.....this would be amazing and very well received!!
You KNOW those chubbies will eat it up.
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