Mrs. Insomnia: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Brain, I saw him once, about 5 years ago."
Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?"
Mrs. Insomnia: "Well for the last year or two I've been a little forgetful. You know, losing my keys, or going into a room and forgetting why I went there."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay..."
Mrs. Insomnia: "I had dinner with my daughter tonight, and she suggested that maybe somewhere in that time I might have had a stroke. I didn't think much of it, but now I'm really wondering, and thought I better call Dr. Brain to see if I should go to the emergency room."
Dr. Grumpy: "How long did you say this has been going on?"
Mrs. Insomnia: "At least one year, maybe two."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd just call Dr. Brain on Monday."
(mumbled conversation in background)
Mrs. Insomnia: "My daughter thinks I should go to ER, and she should know, because she works for a dentist. Anyway, we're on our way there now."