Dr. Grumpy: "Hello, this is Dr. Grumpy."
Phone Lady: "Hi, Mr. Lumbago, I'm calling from Dr. Beard's office. He'd like you to see a neurologist."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, this is Dr. Grumpy, the neurologist."
Phone Lady: "Why, yes. Dr. Grumpy is who he wanted you to see. Are you familiar with him?"
Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy. You called my cell phone by mistake."
Phone Lady: "No, we can't give you his cell phone number, but you'll need to call his office. It's 867-5309."
Dr. Grumpy: "This IS Dr. Grumpy. You called me! Not the patient."
Phone Lady: "Is this Dr. Grumpy?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes."
Phone Lady: "Why are you answering Mr. Lumbago's phone?"