Doctor Grumpy in the House: 'Tis the season

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

'Tis the season

Yes, nothing says "Peace and Goodwill" this time of year more than an octogenerian grandmother driving a 1983 Buick with a prescription windshield nearly mowing my kids down in the Costco parking lot to get a space 8 feet closer to the door (and then flipping Marie the bird).

Or people trying to commit homicide with a Christmas tree ornament.

Thank you, Janine!

10 comments:

Old MD Girl said...: Wait, what's a prescription windshield???? That sounds bad.; November 29, 2011 at 6:27 PM
kdoglady said...: First pepper spray, now assault ornaments? Glad I stay home!; November 29, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Mrs A said...: prescription windshield, say no more, you should have left right away.; November 30, 2011 at 12:07 AM
Packer said...: It is just too intense around this time of year.Even I noticed the decoration competition in the neighborhood was over the top, when the Elves on the corner lawn were teasing my dog as we went for out for our walk. Just because he was wearing his reindeer antlers.; November 30, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Butler Bits said...: So, you live near my mother.; November 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Happy Birthday, Jesus!; November 30, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh dear sweet baby jesus - sad to see this is just a couple towns over from me....sigh; November 30, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Gee, wonder why her phone is unlisted.; December 1, 2011 at 1:39 AM
Mari-Ann said...: We have targeted Buick drivers as almost invariably being old people, bad drivers. Now that I've mentioned it, you will notice it, too.; December 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Technically Insane said...: One of my 92 year old customers about clips (driving) me everytime I pass her on the street, god bless her!; December 2, 2011 at 8:50 PM

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