Doctor Grumpy in the House: Age

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Age

Dr. Grumpy: "It looks like you had cataract surgery."

Mrs. Nonagenarian: "Oh yes, I was just a girl when they did that."

Dr. Grumpy: "How old were you?"

Mrs. Nonagenarian: "71."

8 comments:

youngatheart said...: it's nice to think 70 is still young.Does it makes me,at 54,still a toddler?; November 10, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Thatgirl said...: All a matter of perspective ;-); November 10, 2011 at 6:10 PM
tbunni said...: Here's to hoping I survive to be "just a girl!"; November 10, 2011 at 6:30 PM
HyperCRYPTICal said...: Refreshing tale - I now feel quite young and think I must still be a baby! Thank you little old lady!

Anna :o]; November 10, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Anonymous said...: Love it! Good for her! I'll hit my half-century in a few months, but by her standards, I'm a fetus.; November 10, 2011 at 9:09 PM
Anonymous said...: If she has such a youthful attitude, she deserves to make her century - hopefully with a body that can handle that! Bless her!; November 11, 2011 at 3:17 AM
Packer said...: Reminds me of Mom, who just entered assisted living because as she told me when I went to see her, Watch out after you hit 92 things just start falling apart, said with her Irish humor and twinkle in her eyes.; November 11, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Technically Insane said...: Thats pretty cute!; November 12, 2011 at 9:18 AM

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