Mr. Bond: "Doc, sometimes I just like to have a martini, and the other night, when I really wanted one, I couldn't have one. It's very frustrating."
Dr. Grumpy: (reviews chart) "But James, there's no reason I see here why you couldn't have a martini every now and then."
Mr. Bond: (shakes head) "You don't understand."
Dr. Grumpy: "So what's the problem?"
Mr. Bond: "I was out of olives."