Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the day

Friday, September 9, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"I want to find a new GI doctor. I can never get in to see my current one. The only face time I ever had with her was during my colonoscopy."

10 comments:

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...: Gives a new meaning to the word Face, no?; September 9, 2011 at 5:06 PM
The Merry said...: What's the complaint? He got her to seem him... in the end...; September 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Old MD Girl said...: *Snort*; September 10, 2011 at 2:35 AM
terri c said...: Maybe, after seeing his colon, she doesn't want to see any more?; September 10, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Denise the mad MT said...: That's kinda shitty.; September 10, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Loren Pechtel said...: What is this, a new version of recto-cranial inversion?; September 10, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Anonymous said...: He's a contortionist?; September 11, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Apparently his doctor is Wrong-Way Corrigan.; September 11, 2011 at 10:09 PM
cliffintokyo said...: Butt-head!; September 12, 2011 at 4:50 AM
Jon said...: Is that the smiley face with chocolate all over it?; September 12, 2011 at 11:10 AM

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