tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1831404082219773653..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: How is this my fault?Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50041734377458839832011-09-21T18:42:51.698-04:002011-09-21T18:42:51.698-04:00Did he come in on the short bus or what?Did he come in on the short bus or what?Brittonhttp://www.nofaxloantoday.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14149899296533299722011-09-21T14:42:04.646-04:002011-09-21T14:42:04.646-04:00Aww, you've got to love this patient..LOLAww, you've got to love this patient..LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87611260775695043922011-09-21T14:41:43.305-04:002011-09-21T14:41:43.305-04:00Aww, you've got to love this patient..LOLAww, you've got to love this patient..LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77107556294471817642011-09-21T11:32:33.081-04:002011-09-21T11:32:33.081-04:00Have him switch to pearl onions instead, that ough...Have him switch to pearl onions instead, that oughtta fix him.PA Honeybeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06788465617178812326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18692803508953140752011-09-21T08:24:41.147-04:002011-09-21T08:24:41.147-04:00This could have been my dad unti recently. He is ...This could have been my dad unti recently. He is now 88 and doesn't have his martini anymore, which is a good thing. He would always play these games with his primary and his neuro. Over and over again to deflect any real topics from coming up. But I guess if he can still crack a joke and try and charm it's not all bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80758195424862331102011-09-20T22:29:35.988-04:002011-09-20T22:29:35.988-04:00So switch to bourbon. It's much better for you...So switch to bourbon. It's much better for you.Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70798791860908491932011-09-20T16:17:30.236-04:002011-09-20T16:17:30.236-04:00I completely understand. A martini without olives...I completely understand. A martini without olives is just....uncivilized!DocVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12524180674303781128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15751863091594960242011-09-20T15:13:19.896-04:002011-09-20T15:13:19.896-04:00give him a script for olives. would be an interest...give him a script for olives. would be an interesting phone call from the pharmacy.SuFu PhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450260720996523883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31790397274641137162011-09-20T14:34:21.981-04:002011-09-20T14:34:21.981-04:00I MUST share this Speech Wreck/Dragonism with you:...I MUST share this Speech Wreck/Dragonism with you:<br /><br /><br />Dictated: Vibratory sense by tuning fork intact<br /><br />SR: Vibratory sense by turning pork intact.Pinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487174438094428976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54043645096108759102011-09-20T14:21:50.081-04:002011-09-20T14:21:50.081-04:00What's wrong with you? Why didn't you writ...What's wrong with you? Why didn't you write him a prescription for olives in the first place?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69490456277489156832011-09-20T14:10:14.203-04:002011-09-20T14:10:14.203-04:00You said "medication," he heard "ma...You said "medication," he heard "martini-cation."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14389845642056379812011-09-20T14:01:30.245-04:002011-09-20T14:01:30.245-04:00This guy is clearly shaken, not stirred.This guy is clearly shaken, not stirred.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7312612725428982692011-09-20T12:45:20.453-04:002011-09-20T12:45:20.453-04:00that's a fun patient, keep him, you need him.that's a fun patient, keep him, you need him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76863077270086031902011-09-20T12:35:12.330-04:002011-09-20T12:35:12.330-04:00You left out the next part of the conversation.
M...You left out the next part of the conversation.<br /><br />Mr. Bond: "Do you expect me to drink a martini without olives?"<br /><br />Dr. Grumpy: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."JoAnna Wahlundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09942928659520676271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44834036781825565912011-09-20T12:28:09.936-04:002011-09-20T12:28:09.936-04:00The "nitwits" are the majority of the po...The "nitwits" are the majority of the population. Look at my blog, these are normal people who say and do stupid things. Remember, by definition, 50% of the population has an IQ less than 100.thethingspatientssayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09926686175578949475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64958370776901293522011-09-20T11:32:01.489-04:002011-09-20T11:32:01.489-04:00That is a good old joke, but the rejoinder is : A...That is a good old joke, but the rejoinder is : Anyone who runs out of olives is really drinking too much.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38282503130408832752011-09-20T09:38:06.670-04:002011-09-20T09:38:06.670-04:00Zinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggo!Zinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67781317242007769632011-09-20T09:10:10.838-04:002011-09-20T09:10:10.838-04:00Dude! Bummer!
Where do you find these nitwits?Dude! Bummer!<br />Where do you find these nitwits?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com