Mrs. Whiskers: "Yes, here they are" (pulls papers out of purse, hands them to me).
Her lab values were all abnormal, but the normal ranges listed weren't what I'm used to, either. None of them made sense. I was trying to figure this out when I noticed the patient information in the upper corner:
Age: 5 Y, 3 M
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, I think these are your cat's labs."
Mrs. Whiskers: "Oh, hang on. I have mine here, somewhere..." (starts digging in purse).