Mr. Discord: "My wife and I are having a lot of conflict. I have these health problems, and she's more concerned with other junk than she is with me."
Lady Discord: "That's not true! I always put you first."
Mr. Discord: "So we're going to counseling..."
(Lady Discord whips out iPhone, starts texting)
Mr. Discord: "What are you doing?"
Lady Discord: "Updating my Facebook status, so my friends know we're at the doctor."