Wednesday, September 28, 2011

No kidding

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Mrs. Morton: "Yes, ether makes me lose consciousness."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I needed a good belly laugh today. Thanks for that!

Melissa said...

My favorite answer to that question thus far has been...

"Yes, caffiene keeps me awake."

ERP said...

Nice Dr Morton reference.

medstudentitis said...

huh. I always forget to include that on my allergy list. note to self.

Thatgirl said...

Bwahahaha, that is awesome.

bobbie said...

He must be related to my pt. who was allergic to epi ~ it made his heart race...

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I like that one.

Another favorite of mine--I'm allergic to lasix, it made me pee too much.

Anonymous said...

I think she is related to my patient who's children were allergic to water. If she left them in the tub too long, their skin wrinkled...

wv: subcant
or can't submerge! LOL!

Grumpy PharmD said...

Better than presenting a list of 500+ medications and when you ask them what kind of an allergy it was, they say something like "oh, I had an upset stomach"...

Off Duty CPhT said...

ahahhahahaa
I'm allergic to toast.

Bread is okay though.

medschoolodyssey said...

Clearly, I have a severe allergic reaction to ethanol. It has all sorts of physiological effects, along with some social mistakes and that incident with the neighbor girl a couple of years ago...

Damn.

Moose said...

Once I invited some friends over for dinner and asked them all if they had any food allergies or problems I should be aware of.

One responded, "I'm not very fond of ground glass."

Been using that since!

Lipstick said...

hahahahaha.....so funny!! :)

Anonymous said...

this is serious.. just like my allergy to birth control.. i just can't get pregnant anymore..

Anonymous said...

medschoolodyssey, my father's friend believed until his dying day that he was allergic to ethanol because the first time he drank he had six beers in a row and threw up. Tru fax.

Knot Tellin said...

Ha ha, medschoolodyssey. Reminds me of a line I heard once: I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs.

wv: sadabb Belongs to someone who doesn't work out enough.

cliffintokyo said...

Nice one Moose!

......And belly laughs make my teeth fall out!

 
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