Doctor Grumpy in the House: No kidding

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

No kidding

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Mrs. Morton: "Yes, ether makes me lose consciousness."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...: I needed a good belly laugh today. Thanks for that!; September 28, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Melissa said...: My favorite answer to that question thus far has been...

"Yes, caffiene keeps me awake."; September 28, 2011 at 7:30 PM
ERP said...: Nice Dr Morton reference.; September 28, 2011 at 7:40 PM
medstudentitis said...: huh. I always forget to include that on my allergy list. note to self.; September 28, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Thatgirl said...: Bwahahaha, that is awesome.; September 28, 2011 at 8:09 PM
bobbie said...: He must be related to my pt. who was allergic to epi ~ it made his heart race...; September 28, 2011 at 8:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Hmm, I like that one.

Another favorite of mine--I'm allergic to lasix, it made me pee too much.; September 28, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Anonymous said...: I think she is related to my patient who's children were allergic to water. If she left them in the tub too long, their skin wrinkled...

wv: subcant
or can't submerge! LOL!; September 28, 2011 at 10:44 PM
Grumpy PharmD said...: Better than presenting a list of 500+ medications and when you ask them what kind of an allergy it was, they say something like "oh, I had an upset stomach"...; September 28, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Off Duty CPhT said...: ahahhahahaa
I'm allergic to toast.

Bread is okay though.; September 28, 2011 at 10:55 PM
medschoolodyssey said...: Clearly, I have a severe allergic reaction to ethanol. It has all sorts of physiological effects, along with some social mistakes and that incident with the neighbor girl a couple of years ago...

Damn.; September 28, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Moose said...: Once I invited some friends over for dinner and asked them all if they had any food allergies or problems I should be aware of.

One responded, "I'm not very fond of ground glass."

Been using that since!; September 28, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Lipstick said...: hahahahaha.....so funny!! :); September 29, 2011 at 1:36 AM
Anonymous said...: this is serious.. just like my allergy to birth control.. i just can't get pregnant anymore..; September 29, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: medschoolodyssey, my father's friend believed until his dying day that he was allergic to ethanol because the first time he drank he had six beers in a row and threw up. Tru fax.; September 30, 2011 at 12:59 AM
Knot Tellin said...: Ha ha, medschoolodyssey. Reminds me of a line I heard once: I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs.

wv: sadabb Belongs to someone who doesn't work out enough.; September 30, 2011 at 2:20 AM
cliffintokyo said...: Nice one Moose!

......And belly laughs make my teeth fall out!; September 30, 2011 at 5:06 AM

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