Monday, September 26, 2011

Mary's desk, last Friday

(door flies open, really huge wild-eyed guy runs in)

Mary: "Can I help you?"

Really huge wild-eyed guy: "OH MY GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS?"

Mary: "Um, sure, back in our kitchen, let me go..."

Really huge wild-eyed guy: "I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NEVER MIND!"

(runs out door)

21 comments:

Haven said...

That would be momentarily terrifying. And confusing.

Anonymous said...

And thus begins the next Hollywood style, impossibly fast spreading, life-on-Earth-as-we-know-it ending, caused-by-science plague.

By tomorrow morning it will be in Your Town.

ERP said...

He crapped himself?

Anonymous said...

Those Christmas decorations just keep showing up earlier every year, don't they?

Anonymous said...

"Bad Romance" claims another victim...

Anonymous said...

did you and Mary say a thanksgiving prayer afterward that he's not one of your patients who dropped in for an emergency?

Bob@thenest said...

Methadone clinic next door by any chance? :-)

Eileen said...

Don't leave us in suspense - you must have heard about it somehow...

Margaret said...

This would make a great practical joke!

Anonymous said...

What sitcom is complete without the wacky neighbor?

Anonymous said...

Needs a neurologist. Or a urologist. Or a Yak herder.

Anonymous said...

Toner cartridge dropped on floor.

Anonymous said...

Did you ever find out what "it" was?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

No. Still have no idea. May be best that way.

Anonymous said...

Another customer satisfied with his 3G coverage.

Heather said...

I pray that you never know what those paper towels were for.

Anonymous said...

New contacts (lenses)?

thethingspatientssay said...

I'm betting he was a crime scene cleanup guy. If he'd asked for bleach that would have been a sure thing.

terri c said...

I'm thinking you're right Dr G; it's probably MUCH better not to know.

Dan said...

I am pleased that I didn't see Grumpyville on CNN that night.

pharmacy chick said...

The psyciatric clinic must be nearby huh??

 
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