Mary: "Can I help you?"
Really huge wild-eyed guy: "OH MY GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS?"
Mary: "Um, sure, back in our kitchen, let me go..."
Really huge wild-eyed guy: "I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NEVER MIND!"
(runs out door)
Monday, September 26, 2011
Mary's desk, last Friday
Mary: "Can I help you?"
Really huge wild-eyed guy: "OH MY GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS?"
Mary: "Um, sure, back in our kitchen, let me go..."
Really huge wild-eyed guy: "I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NEVER MIND!"
(runs out door)
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That would be momentarily terrifying. And confusing.
And thus begins the next Hollywood style, impossibly fast spreading, life-on-Earth-as-we-know-it ending, caused-by-science plague.
By tomorrow morning it will be in Your Town.
He crapped himself?
Those Christmas decorations just keep showing up earlier every year, don't they?
"Bad Romance" claims another victim...
did you and Mary say a thanksgiving prayer afterward that he's not one of your patients who dropped in for an emergency?
Methadone clinic next door by any chance? :-)
Don't leave us in suspense - you must have heard about it somehow...
This would make a great practical joke!
What sitcom is complete without the wacky neighbor?
Needs a neurologist. Or a urologist. Or a Yak herder.
Toner cartridge dropped on floor.
Did you ever find out what "it" was?
No. Still have no idea. May be best that way.
Another customer satisfied with his 3G coverage.
I pray that you never know what those paper towels were for.
New contacts (lenses)?
I'm betting he was a crime scene cleanup guy. If he'd asked for bleach that would have been a sure thing.
I'm thinking you're right Dr G; it's probably MUCH better not to know.
I am pleased that I didn't see Grumpyville on CNN that night.
The psyciatric clinic must be nearby huh??
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