Mr. Pigskin: "Yeah, um, you see my wife for seizures, and she's had 3 today. Big ones, I mean, she bit her tongue a lot, and now I can't get her to wake up. She's breathing and all, but..."
Dr. Grumpy: "That sounds serious. You need to call 911, or take her to ER immediately."
Mr. Pigskin: "Really? Um... Okay..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Have them take her to Local Hospital, and I'll see her there, and they have all her records."
Mr. Pigskin: "How long will this take? I mean, the Superbowl is today, and..."
Dr. Grumpy: "This is very serious! You need to get her to ER NOW!"
Mr. Pigskin: "Do they have TV's in the ER there?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes!"
Mr. Pigskin: "What do I tell my buddies? They were gonna come over, and I mean, she's starting to wake up, and oh, she's seizing again."
Dr. Grumpy: "You stay right there. I have your address, and I'm calling 911 now for you."
Mr. Pigskin: "Cool, thanks, doc. That's a lot of help. Hey do you want to come over and watch the game?"