Mrs Belfry: "Dr. Elderly. He specializes in generic patients."
Dr. Grumpy: "Generic patients?"
Mrs: Belfry "You know. Old people."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean geriatrics?"
Mrs. Belfry: "Whatever. Same thing."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
10 comments:
I have a patient that always wants a re-do on his subscription instead of a refill of his prescription. I also get calls about genetic drugs instead of generics.
Geriatric-Schmariatric ....right?
Generic patients go to GPs...Generic Practitioners.
Oh, yes, like the old rock group Geriatric and the Pacemakers!
The weather channel here had a segment where they asked people on the street about what they thought about the weather; one said he was 'rather ambidextrous about it all'
lol im a cpht and i work in a retail pharmacy chain we get people asking if this rx has a genetic and if so can they get it :)
Generic, Geriatric, Genetic, If it starts with G and ends in IC it must mean the same thing, right? There can't be more than one word like that... Sort of like how "Idiot" and "Patient" mean the same thing.
Yeah... I need my "genetic subscription" refilled.... dumb-asses!
Back in the days when I worked in the warfarin (coumadin) clinic, I had one memorable lady call and ask whether she'd got through to the Anti-Copulation Clinic.
well the other day...I told my friend I "rewinded" my car...instead of reverse...
I stated that I was going to vacuum my lawn once...
My brain has issues
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