Mrs. Nursing: "I couldn't wait for this appointment, so I restarted Topamax after I got home from the hospital."
Dr. Grumpy: "Are you breastfeeding?"
Mrs. Nursing: "Of course! You know what they say, 'breast is the best'."
Dr. Grumpy: "You shouldn't be taking Topamax while you're breastfeeding."
Mrs. Nursing "Oh, I don't. I wait till the baby is done".