Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Clerk: "Please hold for Dr. Wokemeup."
(pause, bad music)
Dr. Wokemeup: "Hi, Grumpy?"
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Dr. Wokemeup: "Do you know a patient named Mr. Headbleed?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, doesn't sound familiar."
Dr. Wokemeup: "I didn't think you would. He's visiting from out of state, and says he doesn't have any local docs. Anyway, it doesn't matter. At the family's request we're transferring him to Major Neurology University Medical Center. Thanks for returning my call."
And he hung up.