Dr. Grumpy - why don't you get Diet Coke to sponsor your blog so that we don't all have to keep seeing nasty pictures in "I was a fat slob" ads? Just a thought....
Me, I like flavored seltzer water. If I drink diet soda I like diet Cherry Pepsi. 'Course, I can't do without my coffee though.
I couldn't handle the thought of consuming such vast quantities of artificial sweeteners as you do, I don't know how you do it. I keep thinking of all those alternative medicine quacks who say the stuff gives you cancer- I know they are quacks but it still scares me-
ER's Mom- yeah, I agree, but I try not to come to the office drunk (or even tipsy, as tempting as it sounds.
Back when I taught MCAT classes in college I did that on occasion. And most of my students still did well. I'm not convinced the 2 factors were related, but you never know.
yyyyuuummmmmmmmm all that carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, aspartame, potassium benzoate and citric acid! are you a doctor or a test tube, grumpy?
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25 comments:
How 'bout a healthier choice - like zip fizz or something?
'Course I love Monster :( not much better.
I saw your Diet Coke and was like...mmmm...rum and Diet Coke...then I noticed the ad immediately under this post was for "Sober College Rehab".
These Google ads are SMART!
YES
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
That picture warms my soul :D
diet cokeheads of the world <3
Is that it? I need more than that!
By now you should have your own fountain soda machine!
mmmm... refreshing! *drool*
hey, that looks like my fridge! are you the one that's been nabbing my DC in the middle of the night? ;-)
You can keep those. I'll stick with the orange juice and milk. :)
Hmmm...I just put on a pot or three of coffee...
So where's the Tuesday drawer?
Hmmmm.... looks like my fridge. I'm down to a 24 pack and started to get worried. Store... stat.
Diet Vanilla coke for me. Or just plain ole Vanilla coke. Occasionally with rum.
A much better source of caffeine than nosocomial coffee.
You're my kinda guy, Grumpy.
Of course, rum added to it helps when you're dealing with patients. ;)
LOVE it! My boss used to say he was going to try and figure out how to give it to me I.V., just so I wouldn't have to stop and take a sip..
KCflacpht
did you get all those from a rep touting the antistroke/cancer/ageing effects of diet coke?
Anonymous said...
By now you should have your own fountain soda machine!
Clearly you are not a connoisseur.
It is common knowldge that fountain Diet Coke is vile and repugnant in comparison to the canned or bottled variety.
Dragonfly - "nosocomial coffee" *priceless* :-)
Dr. Grumpy - why don't you get Diet Coke to sponsor your blog so that we don't all have to keep seeing nasty pictures in "I was a fat slob" ads? Just a thought....
You know, that's a lot of Diet Coke... what would your doctor say?
I'd say it's never enough!
Me, I like flavored seltzer water. If I drink diet soda I like diet Cherry Pepsi. 'Course, I can't do without my coffee though.
I couldn't handle the thought of consuming such vast quantities of artificial sweeteners as you do, I don't know how you do it. I keep thinking of all those alternative medicine quacks who say the stuff gives you cancer- I know they are quacks but it still scares me-
Notice that more than one person suggested the addition of rum?
ER's Mom- yeah, I agree, but I try not to come to the office drunk (or even tipsy, as tempting as it sounds.
Back when I taught MCAT classes in college I did that on occasion. And most of my students still did well. I'm not convinced the 2 factors were related, but you never know.
Rum is for after hours. Not at hospital :-) As I am not being taught by Captain Jack Sparrow.
yyyyuuummmmmmmmm all that carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, aspartame, potassium benzoate and
citric acid! are you a doctor or a test tube, grumpy?
Just as long as the other drawer in the fridge isn't filled with Sweet and Low packets.
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