Mr. Taco: "Mexican food gives me gas."
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Good thing it's not lunchtime, yet
Mr. Taco: "Mexican food gives me gas."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"
Mr. Taco: "Mexican food gives me gas."
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Mr. Taco: "Mexican food gives me gas."
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
ahahahahahahahahaa
That's funny *rolls eyes*, not really relevent though.
xx
Jaxs
"And my insurance only covers refried beans. If I want charro beans or black beans, I have to pay out of my own pocket."
It could be a legitimate answer. My antidepressant of choice is a good burrito paired with a carnitas taco and a slice of lime.
The proper response is "okay, and are you allergic to any OTHER medications?"
Captcha: "eystions," which I'm sure are what one asks an optometrist.
Sounds like a joke out of a Bazooka Joe bubble gum, another words really bad.
no sneaking to tijuana for laetrile for this one
Someone should do a medical study on the effects of eating Mexican food and whether it increases or decreases the amount of flatulence that a person produces.
Did you recommend Beano?
Take 2 tacos and call me in the morning.
Right Anon. I guess Dr Grumpy prescribes a lot of Chimichangas.
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