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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Weenie barbecue
- Waking up in Seattle
- Grumpy Summer Vacation, Day 4
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- Grumpy Summer Vacation, Day 2
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- While the kids get ready for breakfast
- No title
- And so it begins...
- Annie's Desk, Tuesday Afternoon
- Department of the Obvious
- My head is killing me! I'm so happy!
- Cause & Association
- He has eight! We can't wait!
- Sunday morning, 10:35 a.m.
- Science goes to dinner
- Friday Afternoon Follies
- Alrighty, then
- Skool Nerse Time
- That brain tumor can wait 4-8 weeks, can't it?
- Maybe you SHOULD try this at home
- Wednesday afternoon
- Things that make me grumpy
- Does it have a seat warmer?
- Good thing it's not lunchtime, yet
- Sentence structure- It means something
- Monday Afternoon Reading
- More Acronyms From Hell (AFH)
- 4th of July
- Open to interpretation
- Back to the Future
- Saturday afternoon, 12:37 p.m.
- So if the walker is there, where's the patient?
- Patient quote of the day
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- Damnit, Jim, I'm a neurologist, NOT a marriage cou...
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20 comments:
ROFL!!
Oh, I love it! He must be an anesthesia guy.
Don't worry...I don't thing the lady will even notice the broken leg.
Darned asystole!
I know that orthopedic surgeon. He is one of the greatest sawboneses (is that the correct plural construction?) - never had a patient die on the table or post-surgically. Never!
But then again .....
stay safe.
bwhahahahahah! This is freaking awesome!
That's hilarious! It's well written, too. You start by thinking one's the idiot, then realize it's the other way around. Too funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There really isn't much blood loss in asystole. Having done a few "operations" on those patients (usually beginning with the classic Y incision), I can tell you they just sort of...seep.
question: How do you hide a 100 dollar bill from an orthopaedic surgeon?
Answer: Put it in the patient's chart.
Bwah hahahahaha!
Dr. G, do you know what the "PMA" is? I learned that during my rotation in ortho as a med student. It's the "point of maximal auscultation." You listen in just one place, sort of over the left lower ribs, for the heart, lungs and stomach (and anything else). Actually, that's just for the ortho med students because the ortho docs never used a stethoscope.
hilarious! but speaking of hand surgeons, we just had a digit reattachment and I got to be the master of leech therapy.
Did you pull the link? I don't see anything underneath your text Dr. Grumpy, and I feel like I'm going to enjoy it when I can finally see it :)
Jeremy, if you are using Safari it doesn't show up. If you use Firefox it will show up. (I had the same problem).
That was awesome!!!
I think someone related to him works in our personnel department....
Funny, must show docs at work.
But Asystole is the most stable rhythm!!!
I need to share this with my unit...we might all pee our pants laughing though.
Oh, I love it. Perpetuating the stereotype of orthopods, which may or may not be firmly based on reality...
OMG, hysterically funny!!!!!!!
temp of 29 degree's!?
I'm not a medical person, but that sounded dead and stone cold to me!
Human body temp is about 95 degree Farenheit to be normal!
Love it.. It's July - that means new Residents and this sooo rings true!
I love the responses from the female character! Very funny indeed! :)
Actually cried with laughter.
Thanks, that made my day!
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