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I got dragged in to see a hospital consult this morning. The admitting physician's note featured this:
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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22 comments:
I have a "friend" who is on those.
They don't help much.
Misogynistic much?
I wouldn't want that read aloud in court during a malpractice suit.
Premarin, Xanax, Prozac, Clomiphene, or Flagyl/Zithromax or Female Viagra?
Wow. How do you counter that? A "dick" pill?
Did he prescribe it?
My hubby just asked where you get those . . .
Notice the quotation marks. That's a direct patient quote. Not the sort of answer than gives the Doc much information.
I think I've had these snuck into my coffee!
;)
Looks like from the " " that this is what the patient or relative/companion told him and they could give no other info. Could it be a med (antiD?) for PMS?
Gotta go take my "bitch pill"!
well... according to dog.com:
"Bitch Pills is a total breeding, prenatal, herbal and nutritional supplement that can be used from preheat through lactation periods."
http://www.dog.com/item/bitch-pills/132101/
But does it relieve or cause bitchness?
What do they call the male version of those? LOL.
I know that lady!
Is the pill to increase bitch-itude or to decrease it? The wonders of medicine...
i hope it is for pruritis.
Stopping by from GunDiva's link today. I'm totally sticking around! And I want to know where I buy these bitch pills.
An OD can be treated... with either chocolate or a pina colada.
:)
Or, perhaps murder... since my Captcha was 'buryin'.
She is on a "bitch pill" - would have suggested a direct patient quote.
"She is on a bitch pill" - definately makes it look like someone else is describing her ie. the doctor
Either way, why would you write that down? Certainly could have been phrased better.
I'm sure my BF wishes I was on these! Where do I get these again Dr. Grumpy??
Gonna put this on a tee shirt for your store? It'd be funny!
Is that something to treat ugliness in females?
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