You are manifesting Fearfully Ugly Caffeine-induced Hallucinations of Unreal Puppets (FUCHUP), one of the perception disorders. This is a disorder characterized by visual disturbances that are believed to be generated by the ingestion of borderline-toxic amounts of diet cola in the setting of traumatic memories of televised puppet comedy. Hallucinations of the Beaker character appearing in distressingly inappropriate locations are pathognomonic, although other common manifestations include seeing Kermit singing merrily in the middle of salad bars, or observing that the Swedish Chef is perched on some old lady's head on the subway. The prognosis is usually dismal, although Pavlina et al. have speculated that extensive blogging therapy can assist sufferers in resuming a semblance of what might be termed "normal life."
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14 comments:
no doubt about it...it's Beaker alright.. man, he's seen better days :D
They must be serving free mai tais on the sloop deck.
You are manifesting Fearfully Ugly Caffeine-induced Hallucinations of Unreal Puppets (FUCHUP), one of the perception disorders. This is a disorder characterized by visual disturbances that are believed to be generated by the ingestion of borderline-toxic amounts of diet cola in the setting of traumatic memories of televised puppet comedy. Hallucinations of the Beaker character appearing in distressingly inappropriate locations are pathognomonic, although other common manifestations include seeing Kermit singing merrily in the middle of salad bars, or observing that the Swedish Chef is perched on some old lady's head on the subway. The prognosis is usually dismal, although Pavlina et al. have speculated that extensive blogging therapy can assist sufferers in resuming a semblance of what might be termed "normal life."
That just totally made me giggle.
LOL that so looks like Beaker!
& every morning you should sing some Beethoven to him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
Does that soda pass provide you access to free LSD also?
omg Beaker, ftw!
wow..looks like beaker or just a shower head with a cheeto ball stuck to it..lol
looks like my smurf!
Why is it that Beaker reminds me of a Neurologist I knew during my 4th year Neuro rotation?
Is that an ARBONNE sponge I spy??
wilson
that's him
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