Fear no more!
With this simple patch attached to your undies, you can now make them smell like mint!
|"What's that smell? I think someone cut the Life Savers."|
Now, instead of filling the elevator with noxious fumes, you can gas others with a refreshing blast of mint. The manufacturer (to date) hasn't released other scents (though I think Root Beer, Spring Breeze, and Gingerbread Spice should be considered).