tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post2883939403974255667..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Dr. Grumpy's gift guideGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35900746876505928192014-12-07T23:24:59.917-05:002014-12-07T23:24:59.917-05:00Yeah...what's with the pic of a woman? I gues...Yeah...what's with the pic of a woman? I guess a big hairy ass wouldn't be good for sales but it doesn't seem fair. Women don't poop in a public bathroom unless under duress and most would rather curl up in a ball in pain rather than fart in public.<br /><br />Case in point - my husband's French, so we often have French guests or exchange students. Once we had a 17 year old who we took on vacation with us. She started crying in the rest stop and complaining of horrible abdominal pain. Of course, my first question was whether she needed to go to the bathroom. Long story short...she's not our kid and she wanted to see a doctor. It was a Sunday, so went to the ED. Several thousands of dollars later, the treatment was...just let er rip! My husband couldn't stop laughing!<br /><br />I was glad I had my husband to take her to the competition and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give them our info...send the bill to her parents. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32382145892471377852014-12-05T10:30:04.237-05:002014-12-05T10:30:04.237-05:00Duluth should do the commercial.
And it definitely...Duluth should do the commercial.<br />And it definitely should be a guys butt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84310810286524342322014-12-05T10:03:31.267-05:002014-12-05T10:03:31.267-05:00Is it a velcro sulfurated gas-activated aromatic p...Is it a velcro sulfurated gas-activated aromatic pulverized carbon baffling filter? What does the device do about the residue? How could the wearer guarantee the undies don't explode? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80930709241643652752014-12-05T08:41:15.126-05:002014-12-05T08:41:15.126-05:00If my ass looked that good, I wouldn't care wh...If my ass looked that good, I wouldn't care what my farts smelled like.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16461817235389868962014-12-05T04:39:13.497-05:002014-12-05T04:39:13.497-05:00They should market them as Toot-sweets.
And Toot ...They should market them as Toot-sweets.<br /><br />And Toot Sweet 2.0 has a built in speaker that masks the fart sound with your choice of hundreds of downloadable toot-tones. Set your tone to match your phone!<br /><br />Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5900923417615855912014-12-05T01:40:35.215-05:002014-12-05T01:40:35.215-05:00So, I was watching TV today and saw about a billio...So, I was watching TV today and saw about a billion prescription drug ads, when a really interesting OTC ad came up for some kind of pain relief patch-- anyway, I was just wondering if any doctor on here knows what the hell they mean by "for mild to tougher moderate pain". Is it for mild pain or moderate pain or tough pain? I noticed they didn't include extreme pain so I can cross that out at least. KeepSmilingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22993208416250306522014-12-05T01:29:37.550-05:002014-12-05T01:29:37.550-05:00Definitely gives a new meaning to the term "c...Definitely gives a new meaning to the term "chocolate mint."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18295940849729177382014-12-04T23:00:03.368-05:002014-12-04T23:00:03.368-05:00"Darling, is that Chanel No. 5 you're wea..."Darling, is that Chanel No. 5 you're wearing?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80105687397762232422014-12-04T22:46:37.227-05:002014-12-04T22:46:37.227-05:00Looks like I don't need to buy any Thin Mints ...Looks like I don't need to buy any Thin Mints this year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44969518296370933692014-12-04T20:21:59.233-05:002014-12-04T20:21:59.233-05:00That reminds me of this old joke with the Avon lad...That reminds me of this old joke with the Avon lady, who had<br />to fart when riding the elevator. Of course she reached into her bag and sprayed one of her room fresheners or desodorizers.<br />When a construction worker got onto the elevator at the next floor and sniffed, she asked if he'd smell something... to which he responded that the smell resembled someone taking a crap in a pine tree.<br />arzt4empfaengerhttp://arzt4empfaenger.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9324077367897198522014-12-04T14:31:47.593-05:002014-12-04T14:31:47.593-05:00Now it's easier than ever to make a mint julep...Now it's easier than ever to make a mint julep! Just squat over a glass of bourbon and wait a few minutes!Pappy Van Winklenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44054465541011854812014-12-04T14:27:20.324-05:002014-12-04T14:27:20.324-05:00Just when you thought farting couldn't get any...Just when you thought farting couldn't get any more refreshing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30346511093797847632014-12-04T13:46:38.230-05:002014-12-04T13:46:38.230-05:00@Violet: I don't think they have the blueberr...@Violet: I don't think they have the blueberry pie part quite worked out yet, you might not want to try it right now...<br /><br />Oh, too late. Sorry.Sal Paradisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43792561123999455192014-12-04T12:02:01.763-05:002014-12-04T12:02:01.763-05:00First it smells like tomato soup, and then roast b...First it smells like tomato soup, and then roast beef and baked potato, and then blueberry pie and ice cream!Violet Beauregardenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80104543714623483572014-12-04T11:57:59.866-05:002014-12-04T11:57:59.866-05:00This will have to do until Altoids starts making s...This will have to do until Altoids starts making suppositories.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8352755177321893782014-12-04T11:07:48.508-05:002014-12-04T11:07:48.508-05:00This is awful... but...
One of my sons has had def...This is awful... but...<br />One of my sons has had defenders gasp and move away from him on the basketball court -- the smell is that overwhelming. My daughters might be giving their flatulent brother a boxful of these things for Christmas. WarmSockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192702662231361355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16132688614598906082014-12-04T09:44:49.086-05:002014-12-04T09:44:49.086-05:00These have been banned from our locker room.These have been banned from our locker room.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82117166750449970182014-12-04T09:43:15.079-05:002014-12-04T09:43:15.079-05:00Invention is the Mother of necessity....especially...Invention is the Mother of necessity....especially in this instance.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37368190723499763582014-12-04T09:01:45.680-05:002014-12-04T09:01:45.680-05:00There is a part of me that is horrified and anothe...There is a part of me that is horrified and another part that really wants to order some for my brother. Merry Christmas, Stinky!bunkywisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69663771612026780602014-12-04T08:02:02.014-05:002014-12-04T08:02:02.014-05:00How about Pumpkin Spice Latte? That seems to be in...How about Pumpkin Spice Latte? That seems to be invading everything else lately, from candles to cookies to nail polish colors!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com