A. The 2015 Lady Gaga footwear line
B. Guide to S&M fetishist shoe styles
C. The Human Torch and Friends Visit the Doctor.
D. "But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place."
E. An ad for pain medicine.