Monday, December 15, 2014

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

Still looking for the perfect plunger for your bathroom? Want one that exudes refined taste? (good luck, there isn't one) Worried about people threatening you in the john and not having a weapon handy?

Then look no further!


This lovely toilet plunger is cleverly designed to resemble a shotgun. When in use, or simply by pulling the trigger, it plays a loud shotgun blast.

To further improve its aura of elegance, the gun barrel is clearly labeled "IF IT'S BROWN, IT'S DOWN!"

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta get that screaming giraffe down somehow.

Anonymous said...

Too bad it doesn't actually shoot plungers. Then it could double as an improvised weapon in a zombie apocalypse.

a.generic doc said...

It gives new meaning to "shooting the shit,"

Packer said...

At the risk of being in poor taste, more than usual and more than Dr. G, I ask is it the Oscar Pitorius signature model ?

Wayne LaPierre said...

My organization and I heartily endorse this product. I keep them in every bathroom of my home and office.

Stacey Gordon said...

Some shit's goin' down fur sure....

Ash Williams said...

This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Anonymous said...

That's RACIST!!!!

Anonymous said...

no dalek references?

clairesmum said...

i think that when i see an ordinary toilet plunger i will think of this item and the subsequent comments and chuckle...hopefully not too loudly!

Laura said...

Hahahaha. Best comment ever.

ladyk73 said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/15/cards-against-humanity-poop_n_6327544.html

Does it work on $6 poop?

Anonymous said...

This was the gift my boss brought to the office Christmas party this year.

nothere said...

I saw this earlier, but the "if it's brown it's down" thing didn't even register. Does that mean what I think it means?

 
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