Dr. Hospital: "Hi, I was wondering if you got a consult on Mrs. Weirdlastname?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I don't remember, but I got a lot of calls last night. Hang on, let me get my list out."
Dr. Hospital: "I was hoping you could see her soon, because she wants to catch her flight to Calgary later today."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I have my list. How do you spell it?"
Dr. Hospital: "Uh, C-A-L-G-A-R-Y."