Thursday, June 20, 2013

Excuses

"Well, officer, I was in a hurry to get home and start waxing it."

6 comments:

obx said...

Is this wrong? I gotta plead ignorance here. This is exactly how I get snow off my car, in lieu of shoveling it off.

Officer Cynical said...

The Mountie's radar tone must've been audible only to dogs.

Anonymous said...

Canada Dry?

Anonymous said...

My husband, before he met me, used the old 'converting from KPH to MPH' excuse in Montana (he's from a metric country) and was able to get away with it because he was the only driver on the road... besides the policeman eating donuts and drinking coffee while sitting behind the large rock at the curve.

autopsy said...

I was very confused until I clicked that link. For the recording, 'waxing it' is a euphemism for masturbation.

Anonymous said...

wax on

wax off

 
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