Thank you, M!
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2013
(299)
-
▼
June
(28)
- History reruns
- Dear Mrs. Soda,
- The guilt is strong with this one
- Lalataw
- No fireworks
- Don't ask
- We're gonna turn it on. We're gonna bring you the ...
- Hazards of "V" and "C" being next to each other on...
- "I'd like to buy a comma, Pat."
- Excuses
- Why I call him that
- Ooooh! Fireworks!
- The joy of Dragon
- Never a dull moment
- In days of yore...
- Sigh
- Mary's desk
- Once upon a time
- Moon river
- "Mavericks"? WTF?
- That's why they call it a "blood gas"
- June 8, 1971
- But is it artisanal?
- To err is human
- Doctors behaving badly
- Mary's desk, June 3, 2013
- Maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
- Those were the days
-
▼
June
(28)
7 comments:
Well, it DOES say it was customized. Maybe it had a labiaplasty.
Isn't a motorcycle usually supposed to represent the OTHER reproductive organ?
You'll find that if you just gently tease the throttle that the bike will be well lubricated. The pedals will gently enfold you and the vibrations will thrill as you ride, ride away through the hills and valleys until you finally reach the end with a triumphant burst of pleasure.
However, if you ride with another person on board, we cannot guarantee you both reach your ending at the same time.
As opposed to "V" and "*" being next to each other in real life?
Most guys who ride one (I said MOST) already think of the bike as an extension of the other reproductive organ.(Thank you Anonymous) But they often(I said OFTEN) treat the motorcycle as the female organ.
Hmmmmmmmmm . . .
Fulfill your needs while keeping both hands safely on the handlebars. And why let those engine vibrations go to waste?
At last, an alternative to sticking it in the tailpipe.
Post a Comment