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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- History reruns
- Dear Mrs. Soda,
- The guilt is strong with this one
- Lalataw
- No fireworks
- Don't ask
- We're gonna turn it on. We're gonna bring you the ...
- Hazards of "V" and "C" being next to each other on...
- "I'd like to buy a comma, Pat."
- Excuses
- Why I call him that
- Ooooh! Fireworks!
- The joy of Dragon
- Never a dull moment
- In days of yore...
- Sigh
- Mary's desk
- Once upon a time
- Moon river
- "Mavericks"? WTF?
- That's why they call it a "blood gas"
- June 8, 1971
- But is it artisanal?
- To err is human
- Doctors behaving badly
- Mary's desk, June 3, 2013
- Maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
- Those were the days
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16 comments:
Where's the V? The painter obviously meant "revered."
Well, at least it doesn't say "resected".
No, that's right. SERE is the Navy SEALS' torture resistance training. Certainly all docs have undergone this and practice resisting torture at the hospital, hence, "RE-SERED".
"great googly-oogly, who are the Chefs?"
Anyone else remember that commercial?
Teughcats, as a KC native, I *LOVE* that commercial. Snickers, I think.
"Resurrected" wouldn't fit on the parking bumper.
Not surprised. My city's paper had a headline this morning that read "Tornado removes rooves from McMinville homes"
Rooves? Really? My house has a roof. What really ticked me off was they used the same 'word' in the story. Sigh.
PLEASE not "revered." Many MDs think they have been canonized or undergone an apotheosis upon receiving their MD degree.
I shudder to think what would happen to some MD egos.
Parents- how can you tell if your kids are taking part in the dangerous new fad called "V-stenciling?" First, check your stencil sets and see if any of them are mysteriously missing the letter "V"...
Well at least it doesnt say 'artisan'!!!!!!
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rooves <--- rooves is a word, albeit slightly archaic, but in the dictionary.
I guess it's better than "severed doctor"...
The sadness that there is not more spell check in life (or at least tracing the letters first and repainting).
If you are RE-SERED as Anon 956 said, you deserve combat pay.
Slightly off topic, but it does have to do with parking...
I had an appt Thursday at my local World Famous Medical Center. The license tag on a car parked near mine jumped out at me...
"GRUMPY7'
Is that some new obscure specialty? :)
Why the hell do they have the docs painting their own parking blocks?
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