Locally all the super markets make up fruit salads, they take the stuff off the shelf that is starting to rot, cut it up and sell it to my wife and others like her who like convenience. Hey she is entitled, she works 50 hours a week.
Oddly enough, that was what we were planning on calling our first album, but then the printer made a mistake on the cover and by the time it was discovered it was too late.
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but what I really want to know is: are they artisian?
"Fresh fruit from scratch daily. Why not?" say Monsanto CEO.
Confucius say, "All Art Is Anal."
What is this "scratch" that they're using to make fruit?
Yay Bluetooth, was thinking exact same thing.
Locally all the super markets make up fruit salads, they take the stuff off the shelf that is starting to rot, cut it up and sell it to my wife and others like her who like convenience. Hey she is entitled, she works 50 hours a week.
Oddly enough, that was what we were planning on calling our first album, but then the printer made a mistake on the cover and by the time it was discovered it was too late.
It's the fresh part that is "artisanal."
Please tell me that someone watched whatever NBC show was talking about the 'artisanal' craze last night.
(I watched Leonard Cohen)
MBee
I just happened upon it, Anonymous 7:06. Here it is: http://www.nbcnews.com/video/rock-center/52137360/#52137360
The artisenal pencil sharpener was the best part.
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