Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Drug rep quote of the day

"Wirth-Liss pharmaceuticals has an outstanding legacy of unparalleled neurological achievement, and I want to personally partner with you to help meet the lifelong goals of your epilepsy patients."

14 comments:

Erin @ Sassin Southern Style said...

What, exactly, is "neurological achievement?"
Ain't no party like a synapse party, cuz a synapse party don't stop.

Erin @ Sassin Southern Style said...

I mean, you know, except for when it does, but if Wirth-Liss isn't selling amyloid replacements, I ain't buyin'.

This is what happens when I have a pharmacology test in a day; nothing but drugs on the brain and a brain on drugs.

RSDS said...

"I want to personally partner with you"

I don't think Skool Nerse would approve.

Nurse Lilly said...

Did she leave you her room key?

Erin @ Sassin Southern Style said...

Oh yeah, you should probably find out what the lifelong goals are for your epilepsy patients. You know, since (s)he's going to work with you to meet those goals for them. Better start working out if you're going to climb K2, and start holding your breath so you can become the first underwater basketweaver to weave in every ocean.

Anonymous said...

Erin - lmfao...I wonder if the drug rep raised their hands in the ay-ar, because you know, in the pharm rep world they's a true playah!

a_random_guy said...

I hate sales-speak. I had one the other day, wanting to "reach out" to me. I wanted to tell her to keep her hands to herself.

Who invents this language? Do they actually think customers like hearing this kind of stuff?

Packer said...

And thank goodness we are able to put aside our differences and avoid sequestration for the good of the nation, the economy and more importantly ourselvss.


Sorry , wrong script.

Just Me said...

Ummm...Doesn't every epilepsy patient want the STUPID, annoying, dangerous, unpredictable seizures to stop???

Ms. Donna said...

I have someone w/ epilepsy in hte family. He/she would agree with Just Me. She/he wants to drive a car, go swimming alone (or at least w/ people on beach not right alongside), to cook, walk dog, etc.

If drug rep can deliver that w/o annoying Skool Nerse, all power and glory to him/her.

Ken said...

This reminds me of when one my own sales reps said to a customer "Let's sit down and do a little conceptional foundationing".

Steeny Lou said...

So, to cut the crap, they are really saying:

"We have worthless products but we want your money so please buy them."

Anonymous said...

My last name is Wirth, and kids in school always thought they were so clever for calling me Wirthless. Old wounds, Dr. Grumpy. Old wounds...

Anonymous said...

Break off eye contact and back away slowly.

 
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