A. Go out to dinner, then pay off some bills.
B. Go on a cruise (preferably one with working toilets).
C. Buy that Prius you've had your eye on for years.
D. Buy some meth, marijuana, and bongs, then blow up your house.
Monday, February 18, 2013
Today's pop quiz
A. Go out to dinner, then pay off some bills.
B. Go on a cruise (preferably one with working toilets).
C. Buy that Prius you've had your eye on for years.
D. Buy some meth, marijuana, and bongs, then blow up your house.
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#4 -- but without the house blowing up stuff.
Butane...torches. To light the bong.
In my day, we used lighters. Matches in a pinch.
Those guys are too foolish to be on my lawn.
Awesome party, dude!
Wait a minute, I drive a Prius and I'm pretty sure I didn't pay $75,000 for it!
E: purchase the book "Increase your IQ by 50 points or no money back."
E. Buy a vaporizer.
You haven't really lived until you've bonged through hydrazine.
Geesh! Some guys have all the luck!
Some people have all the luck.
dang, so close to a darwin award.
No, Father Darwin did not bag this one . . . yet. My own vote is for A-C, but if the toilets stopped working, I would arrange for a private helicopter (with working loos) to pick me up!
Such are the perks of money.
Wow, it's like a real life version of 'My Name is Earl'!
I THINK EVERY STATE LOTTERY SHOULD ALL HAVE CLAUSE = IF YOU ARE FELON WITH CONVICTION, OR PENDING CHARGES, THAT HAS CAUSED COST TO SOCIETY (YUP, JAIL TIME), AND /OR VICTIM, THEN ANY LOTTERY MONIES CAN GO INTO "PAY BACK SOCIETY" AND "VICTIM FUND".
E. Buy a super fancy pony and name him Rupert
I THINK EVERY STATE LOTTERY SHOULD ALL HAVE CLAUSE = IF YOU ARE FELON WITH CONVICTION, OR PENDING CHARGES, THAT HAS CAUSED COST TO SOCIETY (YUP, JAIL TIME), AND /OR VICTIM, THEN ANY LOTTERY MONIES CAN GO INTO "PAY BACK SOCIETY" AND "VICTIM FUND".
yeah....just because someone has committed a crime when they were 18 does not mean they shouldn't be able to accept winnings when they are a lawyer who likes to gamble on occasion in his late 40's and has not committed a crime since. records should not follow someone for the rest of their life. kids do stupid things!
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