tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post4374510766711322446..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Drug rep quote of the dayGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49081935828866808342013-02-26T17:20:38.655-05:002013-02-26T17:20:38.655-05:00Break off eye contact and back away slowly. Break off eye contact and back away slowly. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7641172167447812092013-02-21T22:12:20.722-05:002013-02-21T22:12:20.722-05:00My last name is Wirth, and kids in school always t...My last name is Wirth, and kids in school always thought they were so clever for calling me Wirthless. Old wounds, Dr. Grumpy. Old wounds...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33463212885561554122013-02-21T16:31:56.223-05:002013-02-21T16:31:56.223-05:00So, to cut the crap, they are really saying:
&quo...So, to cut the crap, they are really saying:<br /><br />"We have worthless products but we want your money so please buy them."Steeny Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886224738812704532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37802748299553938592013-02-21T16:20:05.211-05:002013-02-21T16:20:05.211-05:00This reminds me of when one my own sales reps said...This reminds me of when one my own sales reps said to a customer "Let's sit down and do a little conceptional foundationing".Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02204851957618577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56247330578447228662013-02-21T16:00:31.859-05:002013-02-21T16:00:31.859-05:00I have someone w/ epilepsy in hte family. He/she w...I have someone w/ epilepsy in hte family. He/she would agree with Just Me. She/he wants to drive a car, go swimming alone (or at least w/ people on beach not right alongside), to cook, walk dog, etc.<br /><br />If drug rep can deliver that w/o annoying Skool Nerse, all power and glory to him/her.Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76062622482786738362013-02-21T15:49:38.691-05:002013-02-21T15:49:38.691-05:00Ummm...Doesn't every epilepsy patient want the...Ummm...Doesn't every epilepsy patient want the STUPID, annoying, dangerous, unpredictable seizures to stop???Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10884442981866929503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1587420563946775132013-02-21T10:18:30.308-05:002013-02-21T10:18:30.308-05:00And thank goodness we are able to put aside our di...And thank goodness we are able to put aside our differences and avoid sequestration for the good of the nation, the economy and more importantly ourselvss.<br /><br /><br />Sorry , wrong script.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51292447186028003152013-02-21T02:24:29.634-05:002013-02-21T02:24:29.634-05:00I hate sales-speak. I had one the other day, wanti...I hate sales-speak. I had one the other day, wanting to "reach out" to me. I wanted to tell her to keep her hands to herself.<br /><br />Who invents this language? Do they actually think customers like hearing this kind of stuff?a_random_guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80598350436406468112013-02-20T21:57:50.784-05:002013-02-20T21:57:50.784-05:00Erin - lmfao...I wonder if the drug rep raised the...Erin - lmfao...I wonder if the drug rep raised their hands in the ay-ar, because you know, in the pharm rep world they's a true playah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24313647007926598862013-02-20T20:46:36.502-05:002013-02-20T20:46:36.502-05:00Oh yeah, you should probably find out what the lif...Oh yeah, you should probably find out what the lifelong goals are for your epilepsy patients. You know, since (s)he's going to work with you to meet those goals for them. Better start working out if you're going to climb K2, and start holding your breath so you can become the first underwater basketweaver to weave in every ocean. Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894539076131157191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86303851130929956942013-02-20T20:40:25.319-05:002013-02-20T20:40:25.319-05:00Did she leave you her room key?Did she leave you her room key?Nurse Lillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17180119568443973822013-02-20T19:41:54.224-05:002013-02-20T19:41:54.224-05:00"I want to personally partner with you"
..."I want to personally partner with you"<br /><br />I don't think Skool Nerse would approve.RSDSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8537050272360279192013-02-20T19:28:07.787-05:002013-02-20T19:28:07.787-05:00I mean, you know, except for when it does, but if ...I mean, you know, except for when it does, but if Wirth-Liss isn't selling amyloid replacements, I ain't buyin'.<br /><br />This is what happens when I have a pharmacology test in a day; nothing but drugs on the brain and a brain on drugs.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894539076131157191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39253954223039002552013-02-20T19:23:42.669-05:002013-02-20T19:23:42.669-05:00What, exactly, is "neurological achievement?&...What, exactly, is "neurological achievement?" <br />Ain't no party like a synapse party, cuz a synapse party don't stop. Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894539076131157191noreply@blogger.com