In a local criminal prosecution a witness stated that the defendant used to mix red bull and viagra and was in demand as a lover , there were no reported headaches. True Story-- Google Begrin on trial.
I have never even tasted Red Bull. I did once try another energy drink, a Canadian one called Beaver Buzz, and within an hour or two, I was calling one of my kids at school: "HELP! I'm on an energy drink! What do I do to come down?"
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16 comments:
BET SHE DISSOLVES THE EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE IN THE RED BULL....
That made me laugh out loud. Of course, I am prone to laughter on Fridays.
Prognosis: Irrepairable IQ
rebound headache? Isn't that what comes after starting a new relationship?
In a local criminal prosecution a witness stated that the defendant used to mix red bull and viagra and was in demand as a lover , there were no reported headaches.
True Story-- Google Begrin on trial.
Any upcoming clinical trials I wonder.
Aw heck, save your the trouble of googling;
http://nymag.com/news/features/paul-bergrin-2011-6/index5.html
Brent: No, that's coital headache.
I have never even tasted Red Bull. I did once try another energy drink, a Canadian one called Beaver Buzz, and within an hour or two, I was calling one of my kids at school: "HELP! I'm on an energy drink! What do I do to come down?"
She loves to remind me of that.
There's my semi non sequitur for the day.
I always used to laugh when morphine would give me a headache and I'd have to take some Advil, too.
"Oh, yeah, back in the 90s I saw them open for Alice in Chains."
Dennis Rodman?
Beaver Buzz...
I wonder if they advertise in Bonezone?
Nothing exceeds like excessive Excedrin...
Ahahah oh no, now I got a visual on that... Bone zone, front cover, first article: Beaver Buzz. And a corresponding photo.
Someone should start a discussion forum for Dr. Grumpy and his readers.
Beaver Buzz, Bone Zone, LOL!!!
And I'm surprised nobody said "Artisan Beaver Buzz".
Ha! I finally got to use the word "artisan", as senseless as it is.
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