Anon, neurologists treat disorders of the nervous system, and there are indeed neurological disorders that can cause a literal pain in the ass. Look up "sciatica."
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PS: WHY the word verification!!! :'( Have been trying for the past five attempts to post a comment! Clearly, my eyesight sucks...
pain in the @ss??
Why would he be seeing a neurologist for a physical or metaphorical pain in his ass?
Anon, neurologists treat disorders of the nervous system, and there are indeed neurological disorders that can cause a literal pain in the ass. Look up "sciatica."
pinta says Youngman? eh, this kid is unaware that:
http://www.funtoosh.com/pictures/funny_picture.php?id=296
would certainly solve his medical problem. No pain, no gain.
trim the fingernails on her right hand.
"Turns out, you're actually supposed to break the glass by STEPPING on it."
LOL! Cute.
Grumpy:
Everybody's a comedian. Maybe Mr. Youngman needs to see to a pain specialist for an epidural injection.
Or a marriage counselor. Give him a quarter to flip for it.
Does he need a neurologist or a divorce lawyer for a pain in the butt that started with marriage...
Or will the lawyer create an even bigger pain in the butt?
Henny, Henny, Henny...
Sciatica, yes. Also other things that manifest as hip pain; pinched nerves, for instance.
I am thinking he maybe needs a therapist instead of a neurologist.
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