As someone awaiting delivery of her 70+ Mom's wireless router, you are giving me ideas on what to name the network. Hmmmmmm ... It has to be funny, clean (it's my Mom's) and pithy.
I am thinking Mom's artisinal bits and bytes. Suggestions?
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12 comments:
That's putting it mildly!
Yes, yes it is. Artisinal, the 10th (innermost) circle of Hell.
Then you probably don't want to know what "N5DX7" and "VV9K1" mean when they're translated to English...
I find it hilarious that the signal strength of the artisan network is worse than the others.
The router is handcrafted, made from the finest of imported Korean plastics, with genuine Azithromycean copper wiring.
Hey, when I stayed a university residence half of the wireless networks had the word "sluts" in the name.
LOL @ Anon 1:29
Maybe that's one of your readers who named the router 'artisan' ironically.
My wireless network is named "TurnThatDamnNoiseDown". Passive-aggressive, moi?
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So you're not that old goat across the street with the network named, "AndStayOffMyGrassYouDamnKids."
As someone awaiting delivery of her 70+ Mom's wireless router, you are giving me ideas on what to name the network. Hmmmmmm ... It has to be funny, clean (it's my Mom's) and pithy.
I am thinking Mom's artisinal bits and bytes. Suggestions?
Try, "NOT FREE WIRELESS" and password protect it!
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