Friday, June 22, 2012

Notes

Mrs. Flight: "I need a note, saying I'm too sick to travel to New York."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um... but you're not sick at all."

Mrs. Flight: "I know, but I'm trying to get out of this trip, and a note would help."

Dr. Grumpy: "I can't falsify a note for an airline."

Mrs. Flight: "No. It's for my sister. I don't want to go see her because she's a bitch."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

runs in the family

ER's Mom said...

Can you blame her?

Anonymous said...

I would totally write that note. Just put in "stupid" instead of sick for the reason.

bobbie said...

I think what she really needs is a script for some guts...

Anonymous said...

Ok, I would write the note, but I am a little confused as to where it is going to go. Then I would send the patient out to sit with Mary for the afternoon, as it seems that Mary can impart knowledge and skills as to how to handle bitches and other difficult personality types.

Moose said...

This takes passive-aggressive to a level that deserves an anvil dropped upon the head.

(Call ACME, they can help. BEEP! BEEP! ptthtpthpthpthtpht)

Anonymous said...

But don't make me sound too sick - I don't want her to come and visit me.

Anonymous said...

So did you give her a note for her sister?

Anonymous said...

I want me a note too (different sister), but I want it for a different reason. I don't need one not to see her (the multiple cloves of garlic around the house do that). I figure if you gave me the note with an OFFICIAL diagnosis that she's a bitch would finally get her picked up by Animal Control (as a public/health service menace and all).

Mari-Ann said...

I totally get that. Should I be worried?

Anonymous said...

You might as well just write it for her lol

Anonymous said...

Sounds like she needs a scrip for Growacet.

 
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