Mr. Precise: (whips out iPhone, taps a few times): "One cigarette, on September 21, 1958, at around 2:00 in the afternoon. It was when I was at Ohio State."
Saturday, September 24, 2011
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Mr. Precise: (whips out iPhone, taps a few times): "One cigarette, on September 21, 1958, at around 2:00 in the afternoon. It was when I was at Ohio State."
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Wow his rotary phone was a smart phone? amazing!
"I'd just tried my first plate of the local cinnamon-flavored chili, and I desperately needed something to take the taste out of my mouth."
"One cigarette, on September 21, 1958, at around 2:00 in the afternoon"
at around 2:00??? not precise enough
i'm guessing you skipped asking about changing in bowel movements
SuFU PhD, that made me giggle ;-D
Shoulda seen the BG readings this patient wanted to show me at heart failure clinic. Wire-bound notebooks, he had, simply full of Accu-Chek blood glucose readings. Wish he'd also recorded blood pressure, weight, caloric intake, medication doses and other more pertinent facts for a relational understanding of the disease.
Awesome! Asked and answered. hahahaaa!
At least he wasn't a poor historian!
Psych consult in his future.
Now there's a patient it wouldn't be too painful to get a history from. I think.
BTW, Dr. Grumpy. I've been worried about Craig's hair. You haven't mentioned it lately. It is still on his head, right? Justin Bieber hasn't sued you for some weird copyright thing over it? Please, just don't tell me if he's gone and shaved it and that's why you haven't mentioned it.
and he had that saved in his iphone ( which wasn't even invented in the '50's ) why?
wv: conizing : I think he was conizing you
I'm not doubting you,I'm doubting him
"That was the first one, and I've been a two-pack-a-day man ever since. Here, in order, are the other 774,390 I've smoked..."
Aspergers? Sounds like something my aspie husband would do.
Well, on the plus side, at least Mr. Precise, unlike a few of your patients, will know what medications he is taking and the dosages. That should be worth something.
Everyone is a little OCD at times.
But what brand was it?
Hahaha, gotta love the iPhone :)
Neurologist says I Phone cures alzheimers. Wow.
i didn't know the iphone has an app for time travel
But what brand of cigarette?!
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