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17 comments:
Does that include Novocain?
Grumpy:
Is this for one of those MS drugs again?
Bad marketing firm...oops!
Grumpy:
Is this for one of those MS drugs again?
Bad marketing firm...oops!
It would be impressive if someone managed to have an injection site reaction in that instance...
just seeing if you were paying attention, grumps.
And what flavor do you like your injected medicines to be?
This sounds like a question on the NCLEX
Tongue, in a way
He shoot Coca-Cola...
Maybe they think you're a dentist?
Or, more likely the person who wrote the survey questions ain't none too bright!
I can readily see why you are board certified. Good work.
I think that it's a trick question to see if you're paying attention.
LOL! Never let it be said that medical people have no sense of humor. Of course survey writers ...
On the other hand, when you apply oral medication via injection, there might actually be a lot more site reactions than you want to have. :P
Depends on whether you can get high by mainlining the stuff...
its a trick question. The answer is "yellow".
LOL
......I would be very concerned about the internal injuries sustained by the survey compiler after "accidentally" swallowing the needle.....
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