Mrs. Franklin: "Hi, you see me for nerve damage in my foot, and I'm on Neurontin."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes. What's up?"
Mrs. Franklin: "Well, lightning struck my apartment complex an hour ago, and started a small fire in the laundry room. The fire department put it out, and everything is okay now."
Dr. Grumpy: "Are you okay? Was your medication lost?"
Mrs. Franklin: "Oh, everything is fine."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why are you calling?"
Mrs. Franklin: "I just figured this is the sort of thing my doctors should know."