Monday, September 19, 2011
Patient quote of the day
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"The pain went down through my legs. Not all my legs, I mean, but just the ones on the bottom of my body."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
Were you examining an octopus by any chance?
Dr. Grumpy, neuroentomologist.
I had no idea you treated centipedes also! Neurology is such a fascinating field.
I KNEW Men In Black wasn't fiction!
Was that Spider-Man or Doctor Octopus?
Well obviously not the phantom limbs.
Elli, +1. Everyone in the library is looking at me because I was laughing out loud! I needed that!
i guess thats better than going thru the ones thru the TOP of her body?
What about the ones at the top of [the patient's] body?
Seriously, this patient is clearly in so much pain that he/she has difficulty communicating.
Hurry up with the treatment!
Was part of the complaint, "I feel dog tired"?
No one has said it yet..
You do have training in the care and feeding of yaks, so this makes obvious sense.
-Flavius
This kid, perhaps? (Site has an adult content warning although the image in question contains no nudity.)
http://mortemaeternus.blogspot.com/2010/04/neocrysis-freakshow-polymelia-es.html?zx=785ea67f1a6a318e
Must have been those phantom limbs again.....
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