Mrs. Clostridium: "Yeah, I was wondering if my Botox for migraines got approved yet."
Annie: "Hang on... No, your insurance denied it. You only have 2 migraine days per month, and it's only covered for patients who have 15 or more migraine days per month."
Mrs. Clostridium: "But I really want Botox. Can he give me something that will make me have more migraines?"