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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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March
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- Family dinner table
- Today's criminal tip
- Idiocy
- Got yarn?
- Tuesday night, 11:37 p.m.
- Face it. You're a crappy forger.
- Quit smoking. OR ELSE!
- Nice try
- Mary's desk, March 28, 2011
- Devotion to duty
- Happy whatever
- Attention patients!
- The Horror!
- Current 20 something
- Jupiter is lovely this time of year
- Things that make me grumpy
- The Time-Traveler's Neurologist
- Ibee Idiot, M.D.
- Adventures with the Boy Scouts
- Breaking news! Stop the presses!
- Weekend reruns
- Kids
- Thursday
- Secrets of the Jedi Masters
- Entomological Neurology, Inc.
- Tips for bank robbers
- That's helpful
- Miracles of modern technology
- Sunday Funday
- Weekend reading
- March 12, 1944
- Skool Nerse Time
- Mary, bring me a Diet Coke. With rum.
- Insurance Company Follies
- Mary's Desk, March 9, 2011
- Today's fashion tip
- Timing is everything
- Mickey? Can you hear me now?
- Pointless link
- Patient quote of the day
- Monday morning, 3:59 a.m.
- Attention drunk drivers!
- Stupid dog
- But wait! There's more!
- Attention patients!
- Dear Sam's Club,
- BUSTED!!!
- Wedded bliss
- Drug interactions
- I guess that would be Dr. Grumpy then
- Taking requests
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12 comments:
More so around the left nose than the right one.
"Since the injury I've lost all my noses but one...it's been tough..."
As a medical transcriptionist, quotes like that are a constant throughout my day. What makes it so amusing, however, is that the patients are not the ones making the statements.
"From now on, if I'm going to carry my collection on the bus, I'm going to have to get rid of the glass jar and find a container with more padding."
But other than that, the noses job went alright.
@Anon (med transcriptionist) I'd love to read *your* blog posts about the funny things you hear!
Better to have lots of noses than have to deal w/the damn FBI. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Which one does he put his glasses on ?
AAnnouncement: "Will the bruised alien please see Mary for a return appointment on Moonday"
@PGYx - You wouldn't believe some of the things I hear, including those which I do NOT want to hear when the handheld is inadvertently left in the 'on' position.
Plural noses - all the better to smell the bacon with.
Mother-the middle one.
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