Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the day

Monday, March 7, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"It looked awful! I had bruising around all of my eyes and noses!"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: More so around the left nose than the right one.; March 7, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Headstrong said...: "Since the injury I've lost all my noses but one...it's been tough..."; March 7, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Anonymous said...: As a medical transcriptionist, quotes like that are a constant throughout my day. What makes it so amusing, however, is that the patients are not the ones making the statements.; March 7, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Cthulhu Sashimi said...: "From now on, if I'm going to carry my collection on the bus, I'm going to have to get rid of the glass jar and find a container with more padding."; March 7, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Sassy said...: But other than that, the noses job went alright.; March 7, 2011 at 7:39 PM
PGYx said...: @Anon (med transcriptionist) I'd love to read *your* blog posts about the funny things you hear!; March 7, 2011 at 7:58 PM
terri c said...: Better to have lots of noses than have to deal w/the damn FBI. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.; March 7, 2011 at 8:45 PM
The Mother said...: Which one does he put his glasses on ?; March 7, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Anonymous said...: AAnnouncement: "Will the bruised alien please see Mary for a return appointment on Moonday"; March 8, 2011 at 4:04 AM
Anonymous said...: @PGYx - You wouldn't believe some of the things I hear, including those which I do NOT want to hear when the handheld is inadvertently left in the 'on' position.; March 8, 2011 at 8:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Plural noses - all the better to smell the bacon with.; March 8, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Jon said...: Mother-the middle one.; March 8, 2011 at 11:39 AM

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