Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had headache problems in the past?"
Miss Shiny: "No... Hey! Are you Dr. Grumpy, from downtown Grumpyville?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes, that's me. Have you seen me before?"
Miss Shiny: "No, but I work for Big Pharma, Inc. One of my partners is a drug rep who calls on your office. My territory is over on the east side."
Dr. Grumpy: "Oh, okay. Anyway do you normally get headaches?"
Miss Shiny: "Have you considered prescribing our product, Noshakesatall, for your Parkinson's disease patients?" (reaches in purse, pulls out a sales brochure) "If you look at this graph, Noshakesatall shows superior efficacy and duration of action in treating Parkinson's, and..."