Love these ID stories. In my yute. Stopped with 2 buddies by gendarmes for some youthful harmless indiscretion. Officer says: I am going to have a chat with your fathers. (Aw gawd-not that) What are your names:Replies Me --Fake Name, miscreant buddy #2 Fake Name, Miscreant buddy #3 My Name. We still laugh about that 47 years later.
I used to be a bank teller and I was robbed (about 8 years ago). I just gave the guy what he wanted. While this was a great story, I would never suggest someone take such a risk. You never know how desperate a criminal might be.
Ex Teller here, too. That teller was an idiot. Our bank told us to follow the robber's words to the letter and not improvise, because money can be replaced, the teller's life can't. The teller was lucky the robber was stupid and not violent.
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Love these ID stories. In my yute. Stopped with 2 buddies by gendarmes for some youthful harmless indiscretion. Officer says: I am going to have a chat with your fathers. (Aw gawd-not that) What are your names:Replies Me --Fake Name, miscreant buddy #2 Fake Name, Miscreant buddy #3 My Name. We still laugh about that 47 years later.
fecking eejit.
Great. NOW you tell me. Where was your blog last week, when I could have really used this information?
I used to be a bank teller and I was robbed (about 8 years ago). I just gave the guy what he wanted. While this was a great story, I would never suggest someone take such a risk. You never know how desperate a criminal might be.
Ex Teller here, too. That teller was an idiot. Our bank told us to follow the robber's words to the letter and not improvise, because money can be replaced, the teller's life can't. The teller was lucky the robber was stupid and not violent.
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